absolutly chatting

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

STOP roasting Twilight for being girly. Roast it for being mormon.

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.

Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”

Where can I see that? Or is it just you hallucinating Edward's?

ive spent a lot of time in almost every art and craft imaginable and i can easily say making music is the most embarrassing somehow like heres the song in inside my heart 🙄 might as well be looking at my bare naked ass.