gotta love that sparkling cowboy

Ok but why does Edward look like Goob from Meet the Robinson's

things emmett mccarty cullen has definitely said:

I’m not gonna lie. Eclipse is my favorite book out of the series, despite the obvious problematic shit, and the movie thoroughly disappointed me.

let's not forget the iconic moment of alice not wanting to let edward know she and bella had figured out the plot hole in the vampire army's plan so she was just standing in line at graduation translating the battle hymn of the republic into arabic and korean sign language to keep her thoughts on track and edward was just there like

or when jacob and bella kiss at the end and jacob goes off to fight and bella turns around and seth in wolf form is just standing there like

I just wish that SMeyer had at least TRIED to like acknowledge that Jasper being a confederate was a bad thing. Like recognizing that he was a bad person when he was human would have made him being turned into a monster and only finding redemption decades later so much more meaningful and poetic. It really could have been a story of a man who’s so far gone that he thinks he’s beyond saving, learning for the first time how to care about and appreciate human beings. It would have been double tragic in that by the time he finally learns to be a decent person he’s already long since become a vampire and thus is separated from humanity.

Edward: YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME

This fund is working on providing food to remote Northern indigenous communities in Canada, where food prices tend to be ridiculously inflated.

Quil: ouch my armkle

alice: no don’t kill bella, edward’s gonna fall in love with her!!

carlislesscarf:

Jake: *angrily* ARE YOU

Who is the best singer in the family?