The desire to be beautiful is giving me brain damage

Update: it was neither, I was just PMS-ing because I’m now on my period 😩

Every time I'm like oh god what's happening what's going on then I see it and I feel hoodwinked. It's been years and yet menstruation manages to escape any object permanence I have.

How is it this happens every month for years and yet I’m still flabbergasted every single time

ok but i’m relieved to know that i’m not alone in experiencing this. a bitch be thinking she’s bout ready to spiral 😭

Just now realizing why I was so ready to quit my job. Because, period. Lol literally

It fucking wimdy²

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”