“Wah“ - Baragon

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

You scared me!!!!!

harvesting the tears of tumblr users as an ethical source of non-vegan table salt

happy first day of pride everyone

tuesday is the second day of the week and it kind of sounds like the word two and that's really awesome to me but nobody ever talks about it

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video