im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

when he says "warm touching warm... reaching out... touching me, touching you" in sweet caroline. that's some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language

sorry for not texting you back, i’ve been busy suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Stop listening to folk punk

eggs & clams are the same genre of thing (rock with a booger in it)

I think the rituals have in fact gotten too intricate?

sorting r/twosentencehorror by most controversial really does just give you an absolute banger every time

scooby doo taufht me that the sandwich is really really tall but he is eating it anyways

honestly at this point they should just euthanize me

my tummy ache went away. post cancelled