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(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

sure, i get why people think spiders are creepy. but at the same time, they are a creature that makes houses out of strings and thats so cute. string is an inherently cute substance. and when spiders want to get down from somewhere faster they don't fly (impossible with spider capabilities) or scuttle (slow) they use? that's right: their string (cute)

order now to pay 4 klarna payments on that losing dog

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

Yea I got a boner and I'm in the waymo with a boner. And I'm listening to Pandora on shuffle with a boner in the waymo.

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

a litter of noobs peacefully suckling the teat of the pro

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

You can lie when you name things