replace his congregation with vegetables

currently when my child loses a tooth i slip a small toy under her pillow along with writing a 'good job keep it up' kind of letter from Juniper Bubblemoon, her assigned tooth fairy from Tooth Fairy International. but we're about to move to Japan and i'm not sure whether her new assigned tooth fairy from Japan Tooth Fairy Force (a division of TFI) should be more of a Precure style tooth fairy or a Kamen Rider style tooth fairy.

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there