Bri

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

China: *does this* Inept activists in western countries: “Banning plastic straws in our bars and restaurants will save the planet guys :))))))”

This is why it was a good idea to drop the Paris climate deal, because none of the other countries give a fuck.

What the actual fuck.

this was a worthy interruption of the nothing i was doing

So much so that I’m reblogging it so it can interrupt the nothing you’re doing, friends.

his name is bonk

@heda–shepard

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

No you’re not

@soulless-octopus @karina-aguilarrr @ruthless-rage @soldmysoultobepretty @sweetmurms

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.