i make edits ✨

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*

Usually when people find me attractive it’s like as a sexual object more so than a person. I don’t want that kind of attention anymore. But, don’t get me wrong I still want attention.

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

You never realize how lonely you are until it’s the end of the day and you got a bunch of things to talk about and no one to talk to.

Lmao it’s a good thing

So you just gone make me reblog

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

update: i’m no longer plagued by the presence of the person i wrote this about nine months ago, reblog this now and you too can banish your unloved ones within nine months 

depression is eating a microwavable burrito as your sole meal of the day and playing solitaire for 2 hours straight because everything else is too tiring

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

Tag your porn