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Something I always find ooc in Klaus fanfics is when he doesn't want to turn the oc into a vampire, especially if they're already in a romantic relationship. I just can't see Klaus, CEO of holding on too tight to the people he loves and known for making terrible decisions for these people, refusing to turn the person he loves because of whatever reason the plot gives.
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guys... acronyms and abbreviations, i love them too! brb! g2g! omg! absolutely sick--you've gotta stop babytalking on my TL, i beg. talking abt sum: 'haf 2 g 2 wrk tdy', mk mi so sd. mayb i cn cll out sck! lso i lve icecrm!' bitch, get your coat, we're going to the grocery store to buy some letters and syllables, i'm not playing, it's overly like your diaper stinks its decaying
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
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another horsemen as shitty tumblr posts hooray
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
Official silly sign(s)
Flirting with pope via helping him clean up after a party
LMFAO
I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust
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ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who struggles with boundaries and gets overly intense without meaning to, he stands as close as possible and just stares at you with no emotion on his face.
ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who is so obsessed with you that he's memorized your entire routine just so he can "accidentally" run into you, he also remembers exactly what time you leave your house and what windows you forget to lock.
ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who goes to your house just to rearrange your entire house around four times a week, worrying that you'll find him weird for doing so but smiling when you kiss him and praise him for it.
ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who keeps the uniforms he wears for jobs because he can tell you get excited when he puts them on, he's also a huge fan of roleplaying.
ANDREW "POPE" CODY . . . who gets jealous easily and has no shame fucking you or doing anything sexual in public to make sure everyone hears how good he makes you feel with a smirk on his face, proud of you and himself.
HOW DARE THEY DELETE THIS SCENE :(
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
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pope cody is so intoxicated by you.
pope cody who drops you at work and picks you up. he gets you there five minutes early. he's already in the parking lot before your shift ends. he's ready to hear all about your day. his fingers tap at the wheel, eager to see you.
pope cody who wakes up early to cook you breakfast. your plate has a protein, fiber, carb, and a green. he's always trying some new recipe. you'll come home and he's prepping to make pot roast. from scratch. playing butcher in your kitchen.
pope cody who loves seeing you interact with kids. his heart swells. he carefully watches you braid lena's hair, and send her off to school. he wants to make you the mother of his kids desperately. he fucks you with the head of his cock presses against you cervix. he cums inside of you every time.
pope cody who only allows you to touch him. he's able to talk to you without words. face alone can tell you all you need to know. his body clings to yours. he comes home to you after a job, head in your stomach. your hands find their way to his hair. he loves your touch. anyone else comes near him, he stiffens up.
pope cody who's your fucking guard dog. he makes sure you're on the inside of the sidewalk. he keeps one hand on your back at all times. he loves feeling protective over you. you're his girl.
pope cody spoils you at all times. he gets you bags, jewelry a plenty. he adorns you with everything you want and more.
Btw if people keep telling you to stretch but never told you how to actually do it right you're supposed to go slower than you think & just hold it until you feel the muscle relax. Like how anal works
Also the muscle that goes up to your temples and gives you headaches is the same as the one that clenches your jaw & it goes down the sides of your neck so stretching your neck helps with headaches and jaw tension. You can also massage it with a vibrator
Stretching as far as possible immediately is not the goal you just bend until it feels tight. It's not supposed to Hurt You Worse. It won't hurt if you're doing it right. Much like another activity
Many are saying "we're on the celibacy website these people don't know how anal works either" I know. That's my secret second lesson
