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i could blog better than this but i won't

Big strong arms around me while I sleep

too obsessive for anything casual i need to be the only one and i need you to consume me

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

beautiful women I want to say this to you as clearly and respectfully as I can: lavender with all of your beef dishes, especially for the slow braises

the floral and herbal notes will bind to the fat molecules and give them an essential lift. the ghost of the cow will be comforted and sustained by the ghost of the flowers. also panfry your mushrooms in a dry pan without oil until all the water cooks out and then add butter and onions.

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

Morning softness…messy hair, casual nudity, warm skin from fluffy blankets, sleepy cuddling, deep kisses…

Id actually do anything to be topped by fem lesbian Jennifer check.