self proclaimed asshole

quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water

i come from a long line of unreliable narrators

I needed that second pic

I said something once and it didn’t really go very well

and when will there be a friday when i AM in love? When.

it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!

right after i watch this short video

yeah most gay coding of villains is homophobic but consider this: i like the evil gay people who kill and murder and commit atrocities

i think they should kill more #feminism

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

when i see people the same age as me i go like :0 when i see people younger than me i go hmmmmm 🤨 but when people are older than me it's normal

omg some ppl are so good w words.. the best i can do is ough ough awooga i think