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it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other