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My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

Is this really the comic that frame came from?!

@official-boob-posts

maybe I’m so anxious to get a proper sizing because this is how I’m imagining it going

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

i have a suggestion

I just had sex with hello neighbor.