for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

He’s correct

mutuals i’d ominously stare at in a foggy gothic cemetery

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

Egregious Malicious Atrocious Insidious Loathesome

i can not stop thinking about this