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Really random but I gotta get this off my chest. I once was making out with a guy and didn’t notice until after that he had braces 😂
I just saw this but this is both hilarious AND something that d happen to me
A MOOD HOLY SHIT
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attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
Ok so my brother got this Marvel poster book and I thought it looked pretty cool so I decided to check it out
I was laughing at this one for hours
I love how in character these all are
what even is this book
thIS IS WHERE I LOST MY SHIT
I AM MAKING INHUMAN NOISES
i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”
Oh shit, it’s a smiley? :0
I thought it was supposed to be the sound owls make and that tumblr was just trying to be edgy 😅
People think choir kids are lawful good, but really we’re all kind of just chaotic neutral
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Hahahahaha whoops
I never use this blog anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Boys are allowed to be feminine and that includes trans boys, pass it on. Girls are allowed to be masculine and that includes trans girls, pass it on. Nonbinaries are allowed to use feminine or masculine expression, pass it on.
Hey, do me a solid and really pass this on. Please give this lots of notes, thanks.
u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app
me: we need to study
brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((
asking pronouns for everyone in LGBT support groups: inclusive, helpful, can help people see what makes them feel best, etc
asking pronouns for everyone literally anywhere else: possibly endangering, forces people out of closet potentially, is awkward as hell, etc
I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made
Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare
Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.
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reblog this if it’s okay for your mutuals to call you a
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months
everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces
wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie
this the video you’re talking about?
He kept belly flopping everywhere
tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same
Oh thank god
imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed
In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.
Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.
This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted (something that requires manual manipulation of the database), when the note counter tries to add notes to it, it gets nil to start with.
So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.
I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.
the real question is how and why the fuck did someone manually hard delete no notes ghost’s root post
Stay strong
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remember guys: pride month gives every lgbt+ person +10 in charisma but a +5 penalty in stealth
Pride month 2018 is here. Please remember
1. Just because it’s pride month, it doesn’t mean you have to come out. Never feel force to come out. It is a process and you gotta be ready, and make sure you are safe.
2. Just because it’s pride month, it doesn’t mean that everyone is going to be 100% with your queerness. Assholes still exist this month, make sure you are safe.
3. If this is your first pride month, remember to have fun. This is about you, tell your friends to join too, even if they are not part of the LGBTQ+ community. This month is to celebrate equality, don’t discriminate against people who aren’t part of it.
4. Be as extra as you can be, this is your month
