hey friends :]

meme i made to cope with the fact i demolished a stop sign last week

(i am forced to communicate telepathically with you, as there are massive, milky tits in my mouth at the moment)

nah lmao, we’ve collaborated on a few posts but we’re certainly different people, however i am flattered you see a likeness in our content

thanks!!! i took a lot of inspiration from them because we’re friends :^]

my balls are so fucking massive. whenever i walk across my house i hear a THUMP THUMP THUMP (it is my massive knobs slamming against the hardwood floor). everyday i live in shame. “are those your massive fucking honkers” “no i just have, two large phones in each of my pockets”. it is both a blessing and a curse.

i am a Dog. i do not have time for thise.

cleary youre a goddamn idiot bc you died before you could finish

jerk off and die

Of course!!!!!