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An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographerâs hatÂ
(Source)
âLook at me Iâm a humanâ
The bath scene.
I have many, many questions.
First of all, Jaskierâs very exuberant (gay) gestures become even more pronounced in the scene, which I can only assume is because Geralt is in a bath and very, very naked.
Second, the questions.
Who the hell came up with the chamomile situation??? Because Jaskier very clearly points out Geraltâs âlovely bottomâ and heâd only say that if heâd actually rubbed chamomile there. WHICH, why? Is Geralt incapable? Was he unable to move much once and ask?
And thatâs the thing!! Who started this?! Was it Jaskier being a broTM, and he helps Geralt, and then his hands slipped to places they shouldnât and Geralt didnât stop him??? (Because, like, Geralt letâs Jaskier get away with a lot, like, him taking Geraltâs beer from him even though he didnât want to be sober). Was Jaskier caught off guard one day when Geralt asks, and maybe Geralt even goes as far to say that everywhere needs a good rub?
Is it some unspoken thing between them that they donât acknowledge? Is that why Geralt looks pissed when Jaskier does mention it? Does he actually rub his bottom?
See! This has many, many questions attached to it, as we all well know.
Like this is a gay scene and situation, it just is. Because⌠friends⌠donât⌠do⌠thatâŚ?? Like weâre for really supposed to believe thereâs only platonic feelings between them and no sexual tension??? Pfft.
Two bros, in a bathroom, no feet apart because oneâs rubbing the otherâs bottom.
I mean realistically, what I can imagine went down is that Geralt was trying to bathe himself, but he was injured and sore and needed help, and so Jaskier comes to the rescue. And of course heâs gonna help bathe Geralt properly with the chamomile, so he reaches every part of him, and Geralt doesnât stop him, relaxing in the calmness of it. And then it just continues, so much so that Jaskier helps Geralt bathe all the timeâŚ
what the hell, it didnât have to be this gay
Winged whumpee being forced to constantly wear restrictive and heavy wing jewelry. If they don't carry their wings in a manner that allows to show said jewelry off the best or botch any movements with it on, the severity of upcoming punishment grows. And god forbid any of the golden chains ends up tangled or pulls out a feather or worst of all, rips.
Hmmm ideas ideas~
@ff-darqlity linked me to this and i cant stop screaming internallyÂ

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NUMBER NOTHINGâS GUIDE TO IDENTIFYING BANDS- PART III
Power Metal
Canât wait to see how fast this gets reposted :)
I canât wait to see how many people complain about inaccuracies :)
Specifically the fact that there are âsymphonicâ or âgothicâ metal bands in here but you know what suck my ass itâs not the worst thing to happen in these guides trust me
I am NOT LINKING this one to the other two because they happened a long time ago and I Am Embarassed.
I hope this makes some people happy :)
Kinda my first official post here XD
This was made for @depixelator55 âs birthday weeks ago(?) of her characters, currently-nameless Dream boi and Moses
I definitely canât say itâs the best since I was in an art block :P but still, hope you like!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donât really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itâs a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatâŚ
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedâŚ
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATâS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleâŚ
wait, does that mean?
oh boyâŚâŚ.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnât work on girls.
ObserveâŚ
ITâS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canât be true.
And it canât possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farâŚ
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⌠Actually âŚ
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canât be that bad!
âŚ.
âŚoh my godâŚ
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⌠I wonder
Iâm sure nothing could possiblyâŚ
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceâŚ
Never not reblog
ITâS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onâŚ
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TÂ â S Â B A C KÂ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesâŚ
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goâŚ
nothingâs happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donât be awful, please donât be awful, please donât b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iâll prove it
Yâall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
ShouldâŚâŚ should IâŚâŚ.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canât be that bad, I mean whatâs the worst a squid hat can do to m-
IĚÍĚĚĚŞĚ¤Ě ĚĚÍÍŤÍĚÍŻÍÍĚ̹̳ͥ̎̚ĚHĚÍÍÍĚ AĚÍĚŇÍĚ VĚĚÍͣͨÍͧĚÍÍEÍͨͼ̸̿ÍĚĚŁÍ Ě˝ÍÍÍŽÍÍŹĚÍŠÍĽŇĚÍĚŞĚĚĚĚAÍͤ͊ĚĚ´Ě´ĚĚĚŹĚŞĚWÍÍŹÍĚŁOĚÍĽÍÍŽÍĚŤĚĚÍĚÍKĚÍÍŞĚÍĘ̌ĚÍÍ̺̍ÍEÍĚÍÍ̲̪̊ĚĚ NÍĚͨͤÍÍĚͧÍÍÍĚĚą
Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
THE FLOWER CROWN
I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE
AAAHHHH!!!! FINALLY!
Ooh a meme
WelpâŚ..might as well join the funâŚ.
Oh godâŚâŚ.
NOPE!!!!
i LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH
ITS BACK
YEEEEEEES ITâS ON MY DASH
Finally found it
i dont understand BUT THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
GUESS WHAT I FOUND FUCKERS
Yes this is the third time Iâve reblogged this, what about it?
This is the best thing on this entire site
Why not? It cant be even real anyways
No turning back now
Ur a wizard rainey
OH SHIZ
Ehh this world sucks, Iâm going back to Hogwarts
What the fuck
It cant work with this hat, right?
We can try..
Weâre shrouded in mysteries
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK-
Every time it gets better
MÜrður frå KirkjubÌ
Liga Liepina - Equine Photography
Do you mind doing one with a villain who likes the girl and thinks she could be great by his side and has so much potential but sheâs all like am already great
âYou are impressive, itâs true,â the villain said. âYou have a lot of potential.â He circled her, gaze intent. âBut by my sideâŚyou could be incredible.â
She raised a brow, entirely unimpressed. âIâm already incredible, thanks.â
The villain floundered for only a moment.âBut together weâd be unstoppable. We could change the world, just think about it.âÂ
âI did think about it and Iâm pretty sure you need me more than I need you.â She flashed the villain a sweet, sharp little smile. âOtherwise you wouldnât be trying so hard to recruit me.â
âYouâre wasted on their side.â
âYou mean you canât use me sufficiently? Oh no. Tragic.â
The look on the villainâs face had begun to shift from dazzled to dark, irritated.Â
âMost people would be honoured,â he said. âI like you, a lot.â
âWoe betide most people. Itâs sad that the world doesnât teach them their worth better.â The girlâs eyes darkened in turn, as she took a step forward. âAnd itâs easy to like someone when theyâre nice and convenient for you.âÂ
âI wonât offer you this chance again. You should think about what Iâm saying before you make a mistake. I know youâre smarter than this, despite this pride.â
Her pride. Interesting. The smile vanished from her lips.
âYouâre impressive,â she parroted back, âItâs true.â Power sprung crackling to her palms. âYou have a lot of potential. Itâs just a goddamn shame that you use it towards hurting peopleâŚ.tell me why I would ever want to be part of that? The world has enough poison in it already.â
âŚThey were sworn enemies after that.Â
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Good Types of Tropes For H/C
No Pain Killers Available
Gotta Stay Quiet To Avoid Discovery
Feverish Delirium And Mumbling
Cowboy Medicine: Whiskey Internally & Externally Applied
Huddling For Warmth
Desperate Hand-Holding
âBreathe, Just Breatheâ
Protectively Cradling A Broken Arm
The Word âWincedâ
Whimpering
âEasy, Easy Thereâ
Being Carried; Bridal, Firemanâs, Two-Person, Doesnât Matter- Being Carried
Coughing, or, God-Forbid, Sneezing, With Broken Ribs
Fainting
Waking Up Not Knowing Where They Are
Animal Attack
DIY Bullet-Removal
Field-Medicine in General
Blankets/Shirt Collar Shifting Just Enough To Have Bandages Peeking Out
Gentle Shushing
Needing Help To Drink From A Glass
Brushing Hair From Brow
Collapsing Off Of Horse
Dramatic Irony Injury Reveal (Audience Knows About It But Other Characters Do Not)
Frantically Feeling For Breath Or Pulse
(feel free to add on!)
*accordion noises*
Simon Otto