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soupevil

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

psychuan

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

#vid

simply-a-dream

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

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suriandtaal

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@hiyari8

the-winterbucky

'What the hell are you doing here?' 'Why can you never just say thanks?'

Merlin and Arthur in every episode of Merlin (34/65)

3x08

#bbc merlin #merthur #gifs #!!!

irishyuri

do you have a moment to talk about bbc merlin’s main characters

#bbc merlin #aaaaah!!!! amazinggggggggggg #wow wow wow so beautiful #fanart #Gwen!!!!!!!!!#I love love love Merlin with the unicorn and Gwen with the deer that's so coooool!#and the flowerrrrssss are so pretty #well done OP this is amazingggggg

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whimsywheeelah

all that space and yet...

#bbc merlin #merthur #you know I always thought yeah he has to be that close to see out the window but....

casperxp

I want more aromantic characters who are not also asexual !!! I want more characters who 100 percent want to get it on but just don’t feel any romantic feelings for anyone. I want more aromantic characters with “friends with benefits” except it’s literally just that. That’s their best friend and sometimes they let them fuck. More aromantic characters please !!!!

totallynotgayforyou

#vid

cheeseanonioncrisps

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

#phm #hehe

mistyintherivers

something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

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xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

metatextuality

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

syn4k

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

syn4k

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

dragon-in-a-fez

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

notaplaceofhonour

Portal 1 was great but the writing in Portal 2 is the gift that keeps giving

notaplaceofhonour

“This is the part where he kills us.”

“Hello! This is the part where I kill you.”

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

notaplaceofhonour

“a medical degree, in fashion, from France” still cracks me up lol

#portal #youre so right youre so right #I still quote portal 2 lines to myself near constantly I just love it #every line is like iconic #ahhh portal 2 really need to do my yearly playthrough XD

berlynn-wohl

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

allaark

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

berlynn-wohl

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

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edgebug

it means so much to me that rocky's lead puppeteer james ortiz got to voice him and got like. full billing right next to ryan gosling in the opening credits. and he's gotten to do interviews and red carpet appearances and talk about puppetry and it's all being taken so seriously just like he's any other type of actor. gonna make me cry fr. like they could have gotten some famous person to be rocky's voice to try and pull more star power but. they went with the guy who acted him. and like of course they did. like there he is. how could they do anything else. he's right there and he's perfect

saulwexler

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

queenofnots

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

mornington-the-crescent

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

crownedpatriot11

What do you think he does

red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

theodoretheninja

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

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serregon

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proship-fictionkin

THE TEXAS HAMMER

nanitecitys

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.