Grey

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

Me looking at my own writing: Okay, so the good thing is—people have read much, much worse.

not to gross u out but i daydream abt u resting ur head on my chest and ur completely at ease and ur safe and warm

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

Dips you into the river of hrt but I have to hold onto you to do so, so you end up mostly super happy and gender affirmed but you're REALLY dysphoric about your right ankle