ECCOJAM A3

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign

what the hell man

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

*otherkin zeppelin crash* ojhhh the huma- i mean oohh the something else

where the fuck did you get that

Parappa

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

NYPD has found dick pics of the CEO shooter and although they couldn't find any identifying information they did discover the suspect has a girthy, robust, rather long and handsome shaft

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess