I'm only interested in the end of the world

i wish we got to see mulder and scully be really fucking weird parents. obviously i would want to see how all the wild stuff they have been through impacts the way they raise a child, the continuation or revocation of family curses, etc... but at the very least we should have seen scully and william dissecting lizards together.

we all know the x-files pilot is insane and one of my favorite insane things about it is mulder (understandably) initially being concerned scully is just being sent by the government to spy on him, because you think to yourself, oh surely this will be a longstanding conflict and she will slowly have to earn his confidence, considering that his entire life’s work is built on his fundamental distrust of the authority that sent her. but all she has to do is say “no i swear i’m not you have to believe me :(” and bat her eyelashes and he’s immediately like god you’re so right you would never lie to me i’m going to tell you my entire life story and deepest trauma NOW. they’ve known each other 4 hours btw

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

winning my saw trap and taking the trap with me so i can sell it on ebay. make $50,000, easy. take that, jigsaw. best part is he can’t trap me again bc now i’m REALLY appreciating my life. with my $50,000. bitch.