Tilted Sideways

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a very confused transmasc dumbass I do not care for shipping discourse 日本語/Eng 雑食(I ship anything) rb main -=-

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frankiecorleone

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

#yeagh #think about them for too long and I crumble into pieces of meat

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People on here haven’t seen it bc this is a TikTok thing, but a lot of transmasculine creators are being told they are creeps because they are shirtless in their videos. This is just a whole lot of transphobia to say that trans people aren’t ’child friendly’ and therefore shouldn’t post at all. But I’m not over the one response I saw where a dude said “I paid $10,000 for this chest. I’m going to show it off. Just like when a dude buys a fancy car”.

Another funny response: “girl ain’t nothing here. I don’t even got nipples! I got less nipples than a Ken doll.”

the-muppet-joker

I will be hiring a professional forcefem hypnotist and a professional forcemasc hypnotist. Whoever turns me first will win $10,000. They will sit on either side of me and talk over one another in increasing frustration until the sexual tension is too much and they make out with one another on the floor by my feet. I shake my head and walk away, smirking knowingly. Nice try, suckers...

My.Kali: "is the first LGBTQ+ webzine for and from the Middle East and North Africa. they aim to demonstrate diversity and fight repressive forms and norms with art therapy, photography, and visual innovation. The magazine tackles issues related to women’s rights, personal politics, gender related matters, freedom of speech, alt-communities, and new media. This allows for a window of hope where societies’ minorities can find solidarity, offering a safe atmosphere of reassurance and certainty in the midst of regional turmoil."

hymen-restoration-project

Okay. Fine. I'm making this blog because you fucking ASSCLOWNS keep posting shit that's so flagrantly unacceptable that, were it to be posted, would have angry righteous concerned citizens chasing you out of town with fucking pitchforks. I cannot for a god damn second believe any of you are posting in good faith. Take a fucking lesson in humility AND GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. This is the INTERNET. The shit you post here HAS CONSEQUENCES. I didn't put up with losing my fucking cousin to your stupid bullying just to stand idly by and watch as you make the next kid cry and get off the internet forever. Which in this day and age is almost as fucking bad as physical assault or fucking murder.

Okay, now that I've got that shit out of the way. My introduction.

Hi, I'm Bethany/Jacks (if you're cool 😎). I'm not saying my age!!! (you creepy incels need to leave girls alone. Nuff said.) My pronouns are She/Her. I'm a proud Wisconsin girl:) (I LOVE cheese it's so good y'all.)

My DNI list is as follows!!!!!

DNI:

Adults over 25 / kids under 12 (preference! Sorry but you gotta be a teen to talk to yours truly :/) | MOBA players (yall are RACIST as FUCK my brother D (not saying his real name) plays League and he says f*ggot all the time. I can reclaim it because I'm bisexual but he does not have the pass.) Play SDV or animal crossing instead 🥱 | Vivziepop fans (UGHGHHHH) | Proshippers (GROSS!!!!!!!! GODDDDD!! Stop fucking kids...) | Homophobes / Transphobes / Alcoholics (Basically just anyone who is or says there my dad.) | Metal fans (Taylor is better. Later loser 👋) | Antishippers (Nuff said.) | Paw Patrol fans/stans | People who smoke. (Including weed 🙄) | Taylor Swift haters (You are the worst fucking people on the fucking planet I hate you more than Hitler and my dad. And she is gay btw. There isn't anything you can do about it.) | BTS / Kpop fans (nothing against y'all, I just don't like boys) | People who hate America (It's the land of the free for a fucking reason. Read a book.) | Racists | ISIS | Proshippers (Fuck you.) | Kink freaks (Maybe I'm biased but piss is weird) | Pro-life (Fuck you!!! Hands off my youterus) | and finally last but not least. Proshippers.

Anyway now that my DNI is out of the way let me tell you about my interests!!

I like Taylor Swift (obviously), Stardew Valley, puppies, kittens, baking, Animal Crossing, Netflix, tarot cards, witchy stuff, and other stuff too!

#IM WEEZING #DNI'ing pro shippers AND anti shippers ayuvyvuybusuhiy

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"drawing of the Lake Tanganyika Monster by Philippe Coudray for his book, Guide des Animaux Cachés"

ohmy god

#NOOOO wet creature please don't cry

rated-a-for-awesome

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

#BANGS MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL #YES

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

positivelyqueer

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

#LOVE LOVE LOVE #I wish I was this confident

three-croissants

But we can all help Mohammed together!

You may recognize this comic that I created for Mohammed Ayesh (@ayeshjourney) many months ago. We decided to bring this back to promote his new campaign which will help support his family as well.

He has done so much for others, vetting and prioritizing others’ campaigns for a long time. Now is the time to help him and his family.

As I was writing up this post, I was talking with Mohammed about how our days were going, when a quadcopter shot at him through the window.

Not a single thing has changed since the first time I talked to him in May. He is still in an incredible amount of danger, if not more!

Please consider helping Mohammed today. I still talk to him very often, and I can promise you that he is one of the most incredible friends I have ever made. His tenacity and kindness knows no bounds. 🫂♥️

Hi my name is Shelley and I am fundraising on behalf of Mohammed and his family here is their … Shelley Gordon needs your support for He

Go to paypal.me/moh779596 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

#ITY SHOULD BE MEEEEEEEEEE

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"Who's Hotter?" Deadly Women

Who's Hotter?

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Quanxi (Chainsaw Man)

Balalaika (Black Lagoon)

Yor Forger (Spy x Family)

Grell Sutcliff (Black Butler)

Noi (Dorohedoro)

Olivier Mira Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Drolta Tzuentes (Castlevania Nocturne)

Sir Integra (Hellsing)

Voting ended onAug 21, 2024

#balalaika....balalaika is so sososo hot and strong and fucked up #pleaseepleaseplease

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

If no one responds then I will have no choice

one sec

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

kengi-bengi-alt

8TH GRADE?!?!!?!?

#THIS IS SO GOOD #THE LAST “you are in walmart” IN ALL LOWERCASE #MY HEAD IS BLEEDING (JOY)

you cant win a game if youre not willing to play

selfshipping with Henmi >>>>>>>

I want him to strangle me while I thrash and stab him right through the stomach actually. I think It’d be nice to hear him out of breath and coughing up blood on my face(((((((

god if only I were buff It would be easier to attempt to kill him

クローマーの強制義体化施術死ぬほど見てぇ、、

けど検索すると結構追加でエロがあるから手が出しにくい

あれは性的じゃないからこそエロいんじゃないのか？？？

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thearsonistofarland

AU where Bari introduced MCR to Don Quixote instead of fixers so La Manchaland is aggressively emo and the bloodfiends are dressed in MCR merch and Dulcinea leads the Black Parade

I just had to collect all of these responses together in one place

Edit: And one from my friend, who doesn't have a tumblr (yet)

#i keep waiting for someone to address the '18th century looms were huge' claim#like sure some were#but the fact that textile mills had been invented doesn't mean that all home weaving ceased#indeed people still weave for fun or profit in this the 21st century#smaller looms were still being built and used in the 18th century just as smaller looms are still being built and used today#and that's without considering the existence of inkle/tape/band looms which were/are used for making narrower woven ribbons for trimming etc#small 18th century looms absolutely exist

there are thousands of notes and a few people ABSOLUTELY addressed this xD

I wanna add mine! But it still has some assembling to do before I can move on to the next step

fuckterfs-reactivated20252412

do you love the color of the 18th century loom

#THE COLOR OF 18TH CENTURY LOOM POST MY BELOVED

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