just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

I hope everyone likes this. My first post, that is. This being my first post.

Thinking of sending some cookies to Guam

telling a skinny person they look like they give terrible hugs

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

[one and a half vodka crans in] i'm like if a corpse was a boy you could fuck, y'know? i'm like if corpse fucking was legal. no it's not gay if it's a corpse, bro, corpses are like, past gender. unless you want it to be gay. it can totally be gay, bro.