Food for Faeries

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

cuno doesn't give a fuck for your cat, pig. cuno's got a great big fucking slice of gruyere to eat, pig

PIGS ASKIN FOR IDEALOGICALLY DUBIOUS PASTORALISM LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL

PERFECT

Confirmed creature post

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

EVERY fucking stupid liberals university in the star trek future their fucking student sketch comedy group OF COURSE has at least one Vulcan and it's like their thing where they're like "haha I bet you wouldn't expect a VULCAN in an IMPROV group!!!!!" as if this hasn't become such a fucking tired cliche like literally since 2063 every fucking comedy show has the token Vulcan to be the straight man. you're doing nothing. call me when you guys make an effort to actually include tellarites in the writing room instead of confining them to punch lines. and to be honest with you guys your Vulcan isn't even that good. his performance was highly derivative of T'min's work in the big bang theory 3 (the third big bang yheory. they make a lot of sitcom sequels in the future)

The last thing you said cannot be true because star trek is supposed to be a utopian future.

star trek is very demonstrably not a utopian future it's a broken society playing at paradise. we see hints of this earlier in the post when I mention university improv comedy groups

smoking that shit that made the femme high

smoking that shit that made the butch stoned

smoking that shit that made the fag

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

I love how this functions as peer review. Modern researchers have still been able to replace past results. These bitches gay.

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve

🥺 do they make touhou but for BOYS??

this is an epic exposure of how propaganda functions.

This is the single best video of a loon I've ever seen. Do you people realize how rare it is to see them that close? How rare it is to see them in that shallow of water? Incredible catch.

Forever mad that when something gets the title of “important queer media” that means no one is allowed to criticize it at all and if you do you will get a shit ton of asks threatening you because you dared to critique media that was made over 50 years ago.

Someone mentioned ATLA on this post and I just realized I’m living a completely different lives then some people. I’m talking about Rocky horror and Tom of Finland