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I’m remembering that one post from a bit ago about how the appeal of art/fic depicting Maedhros weeping over Fingon’s body is very real but there was no body. And I raise you: all the art/fic where beren cradles a dying finrod seems to forget that beren was still in chains. He was not stroking Finrod’s hair because he Could Not Move His Arms. Finrod probably died like a foot away from him and it probably haunted him all his life

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.