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I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

they should invent a strain of weed called video essay

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me