Welcome to Earth

Don't flirt with me. I'll fall in love and let you kill me ♡

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

please ruin me gently or i’ll ruin myself faster just to stay ahead

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

i flirt like i’m testing the fire alarm

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are

want to be wanted with the same intensity i feel everything else