the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

I love everyone's cat

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

"I asked Chat GPT—" yeah well I asked Eva Stratt and she slapped me in the face and told me to cry later and get my shit together

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho

In a world full of "Rocky hates Stratt" I am "Rocky thinks Stratt is brave for giving up the one person who understood her most"

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

Do you think after they send the taumeoba samples to Venus and the apocalypse is averted, there are people back on Earth who are like "See, this is why we should pay teachers more"

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me