EagleBeaver

that last one is actually legit good. very evocative.

Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

She gives the impression of someone who would survive an apocalypse without particular fuss. Mad Max road warriors? Barbarian Queen in 3 months, tops. Space Imperialism? Leader of the Rebel Alliance in 6 episodes. Zombie Apocalypse? Her leitmotif is heavy metal. Her superpower is Competence. She could walk into Mordor.

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends