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my last two brain cells whenever I do anything:

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So lately there’s been a lot of scary things happening in media (journalism is dying and there’s huge media layoffs, Amazon, Disney and Netflix are taking over everything, etc). I want everyone to remember how truly amazing and unique AO3 is and the sheer amount of organization and work it takes for it to be independent - many of you on here are young and may not know how much it changed being a fan. Read your history.

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Kitty massage

pettyartist

Fun fact! This action is called “snurgling”.

It’s a kitten’s way of stimulating mommy to make milk… some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy

kittenmodtalks

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

maximusoctavius

snurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurgle

fandomatrandomradio

Problems of being a fangirl

Asexual as fuck for actual people.

Slutty bisexual for fictional characters.

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Orpheus und Euridyke (Detail) Anselm Feuerbach 1869

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this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

speech-and-damemes

Going to be the night before a tournament you’re not ready for:

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Ancient Roman mosaic fragment depicting two boxers. Artist unknown; ca. 300-350 CE. Now in the Rheinisches Landesmuseum Trier, Germany. Photo credit: Carole Raddato.

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The following are examples of fire escape chutes. These were used when conventional fire escape stairways were impractical.

tophatbigpencil

bring them back!!!

anthony-the-theatre-ghost

Yeah but you can’t sing dramatic duets on these as well as the usual ones.

lionofchaeronea

Women of Amphissa, Lawrence Alma-Tadema, 1887

werewolfmonkie

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

werewolfmonkie

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

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more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

sleepy-loopin

This is some anti My Immortal shit

sorry

how does one sob femininely?

oddpyromaniac

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

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https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

oddpyromaniac

I love you thank you

5000angryspiders

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

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“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

sawyer-saucee

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

girlpanties

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

girlpanties

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

claycoloredmotherlessness-deact

This hurt my feelings

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WHAT THE FUCK HOW-

fanartfunart

O.O

showerthoughtsofficial

Your whole life is just a short break from not existing.

e-saw-bell

Well that’s fuckin me up solid

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Treasure Planet (2002)

e-saw-bell

If you weren’t slightly awaken sexually by Jim Hawkins, were you ever, truly, sexually awakened?

theancientworld

Bas relief of Atropos, one of the three Moirae, Greek goddesses of fate and destiny, cutting the thread of life.

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