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@britain-offical

it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

AND TRANS GUYS. "ooohhhhh they're betraying womanhood" no, they're men. jfc not everything is a personal attack some people are just guys.

reblog this version too actually

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you know what you can use to defeat the huns? A knife. I rest my case. They're going down.

Gun works better.

Orbital laser also works. So does vehicular manslaughter. But I see what you mean. However, with only a knife, you would quickly be overwhelmed by sheer numbers.

not if im a really cool knife

You'd need like five hundred really cool knives flying around you for that to work.

ok but I'm a REALLY cool knife

Most of them are using swords, which beat a knife in all categories but leverage, which is not very important when your opponent has a vastly better weapon than you.

no no but I'm a REALLY cool knife

No matter how cool your knife is, a cool sword beats it.

Ok but I think you underestimate, I'm a really REALLY cool knife

That's assuming your opponent is even using a sword. Most huns used either swords or spears, and spears would be even worse. If your opponent is using a spear, your cool knife won't be any use if you can't get close enough to use it.

ok I get that but I'm a REALLLLLLLLLLLY cool knife

Is your really cool knife able to beat the reach of a spear?

...yes

That's a long knife.

i mean I am five foot 4

Hm. Around the length of a Montante. Spear's still getting you though.

not if you throw me

Hm. True. If the knife is properly balanced, throwing a five foot knife could be practical.

of course I'm properly balanced (hides the results of my concussion pre test that I had to take where I almost failed the balance section) YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING

Also, wait a second. A five foot knife is just a Montante.

no

The only difference between a knife and a sword is that a knife is forearm length or shorter, while a sword is anything longer than the forearm. And unless you have five foot forearms, that's a sword.

we actually don't question it

Or, if you're talking about handle length, it's a polearm.

you’re being very mean to the knife :( cease

NO. BAD TUMBLR. NO MORE HALF NAKED WOMEN

TUMBLR STOP I DON'T WANNA SEE NAKED PPL ON BEDS MAKING OUT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOLEKSKDKSSLSKDKFKLSDKFK

oh hell nah a cookie is fucking crazy 😭✌️

I 🖤 cookie dih 💔

that reminds me I have a rizz line about dih do you wanna hear it

I would love to

my dih is harder than bedrock when you beat it it dosent break 🗣️🔥

yeah you should lol it'll be funny

I’ll tell u what happens after I do

hooray 😈

sadly I don't have an offical account :( maybe one day

This is correct

Such a shame that Truth Teller is an Official, which means by offical law that we can't talk to them. A true, true shame.

hi

Howdy dere, pardner! Howsit?

gaslight why are you gaslighting

anybody ever feel like they would go through the yellow door willingly or is it just me

do it trust

ON IT BOSS

I h a v e s e e n t h i n g s

I Am iN nEeD oF tHE UnsEeiNg gLASses

cooked

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

I too am not Amanda!

Fuck my face

no thanks <3 I don’t wanna

how fun!!!! I brought cookies :)

one down ☺️

can I have a ton of tea? Not for me, someone else. They’re not drinking it tho they’re making someone else drink it

Not tagged but E obviously

spose we're all feeping stupid today

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