with doorkeep and girllead

Does anyone know how I can fix my clock? :( It randomly skips hours of time

You should try staring at it nonstop for prolonged periods of time :)

I do NOT take advice from strangers

Yes you do????

Been thinking, @no-one-offical’s #you’re insane to think I’ve spoken is rather gaslightly. Which has brought me to the following theory that @no-one-offical is in fact @gaslight-offical, gaslighting us.

last day to reblog

Fine

Yep! It’s gonna be May!

May isnt real

Light switches don't function that way, fellow offical!

Have you used a light switch before, fellow offical?

DO NOT START GANGING UP ON ME YOU TWO.

What two? Theres only you here

Light switches don't function that way, fellow offical!

Have you used a light switch before, fellow offical?

That is not average at all, you fucking giant

Those are red.. you might be colorblind, my friend

That is not average at all, you fucking giant

It is nice to see you again, Bumblebee! How goes it?

Bumblebee? Where!?

Who said anything about Bumblebee? You should have your ears (or whatever the Transformer equivalent is) checked. :/ That, combined with you thinking tagging is something new officals do makes you worried about you. Are you okay, fellow offical?

@megatron-offical is this one of your schemes?

Oh yes Prime, one of my most nefarious one yet! My gaslamp speaks nothing bit truths until you are driven mad by the deception your own processors have fed you! Hahahahaha!

Gaslamp speaks nothing but lies my friend

Wait. But that’s… wait..,

It is nice to see you again, Bumblebee! How goes it?

Bumblebee? Where!?

Who said anything about Bumblebee? You should have your ears (or whatever the Transformer equivalent is) checked. :/ That, combined with you thinking tagging is something new officals do makes you worried about you. Are you okay, fellow offical?

@megatron-offical is this one of your schemes?

Oh yes Prime, one of my most nefarious one yet! My gaslamp speaks nothing bit truths until you are driven mad by the deception your own processors have fed you! Hahahahaha!

Gaslamp speaks nothing but lies my friend

*gaslamped

Yup

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

I feel called out for some reason

No you dont

You’re not gaslight

Yes I am??

@gaslight-offical this you??

Yes

Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies

Light are you okay? You're talking to no one?

WHAT.

Yeah there is no one there, talking to the wall or smth?

I swear to gods if I have been getting gaslit by a gaslamp.

You mean gaslamp by a gaslit?

Yup

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

I feel called out for some reason

No you dont

You’re not gaslight

Yes I am??

@gaslight-offical this you??

Yes

Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies

Light are you okay? You're talking to no one?

WHAT.

Yeah there is no one there, talking to the wall or smth?

I swear to gods if I have been getting gaslit by a gaslamp.

*the gas powered lamp hangs on its hook like a normal lamp*

Yup

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

I feel called out for some reason

No you dont

You’re not gaslight

Yes I am??

@gaslight-offical this you??

Yes

Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies

You might want to go to a doctor

But I’m fine??