im here to be gay and lurk

If Spider-Gwen had a bi flag on her wall there wouldn’t be any debate as to whether or not she was really bi

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

LOL but seriously release the hounds

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

thats right. we laced the wine with Pleasant Dream of Meeting Your Online Friends

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves