Take medications to get rid of pain, meds make you sleepy. oh I just needed sleep? Wake up still in pain

Pain meds making you tired feels like a scam like okay so you’re just gonna put me to bed ? I’m asking you to stop the pain and you’re just going to make me go night night. I could’ve achieved the same thing with a joint or a beer

Weed was the medication I was referring to here. I'm self-medicating!

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid