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the queen dies on nov 5th. im calling it

9 inches

you know it brother

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

Just a reminder that it is not your vet’s job to report if your pet got into recreational drugs. We aren’t snitches, we have no obligation to report drug use. We do, however, want to save your pet so please be honest with us about what your pet got into. It could literally be life and death for them.

i initially read this as a cat picking up a cocaine habit on the street and not being a narc about it before i realised you meant pets accidentally ingesting their owners drugs

Provide first for your own subjects, then provide for the subjects of others.

not gonna lie buddy if i hear a politician describe me as one of their “subjects” im gonna fucking shoot them

Yeah, totally get it. I’ve just been playing a lot of ck2 recently, so I think I’m in a sort of mindset.

cool! my politics are shaped by real life experiences and not video games which is why i get more pussy than you

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