Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

THE LAST DAY GUYS

I know at least I’M scheduling this every year…

if you enter your url on this website it’ll show you if you have content that tumblr could potentially delete your blog for

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

Can’t cum until the McRib is back.

Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

I can’t fucking breathe this is one of my favorite god damn tumblrs

I am thankful for the Native Americans who continue fight for their rights and their land and refuse to abide by the societal expectations of pretending nothing terrible happened to their ancestors on this holiday

mate,

Abraham Lincoln, the most notoriously horny president

your lips ft. my neck