robin

just got done downloading every file in the world onto my computre!

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

The Alan Cumming fandom is dying. Reblog if you’re a real Cummer!

I’ve always wanted to go to a house party like you see in movies but I never found out about any. Was too busy in the monastery where I was trained to kill

how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

Do you ever see some discourse float by and think “Maybe I’m not hanging out on the worst parts of Tumblr, actually”

jesus fucking christ

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

The metamorphosis being a meme kills me to death because nobody gets it like I do. I'm not immune to jokes about turning into a bug but I'm on a different level here. They don't even know Kafka's jewish

Yes it's about turning into a bug and being late for work and it's Absurd. It's also about Kafka's struggles with mental and physical health and the rising antisemitism in 1920s Germany. And when you know this it makes the concept of "waking up one day unable to get out of bed for reasons you can't explain and everyone thinking you're some sort of vermin and wanting to kill you", yknow, it kinda puts it into perspective that it just actually happened to him