The purpose of the system is what it does.

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

Here's 9 real things that happen in KSBD and one I made up for the lols. Try to figure out which one it is.

1. A guy gets cockblocked by the Wild Hunt and learns how to do kickflips on a sword

2. A 20 feet tall baby breaks into the most secure vault in the universe

3. Gods commit mass suicide and their corpses become real estate

4. A fat drunk auntie is the reverse kung fu panda: all she wants is to sell noodles but to her misfortune, she's the best swordsman in the universe

5. A worm shoots itself and then negotiates being eaten. Its position is pro being eaten.

6. A girl transitions herself by punching a god in the face

7. Angels do kung fu and ride skeleton motorbikes

8. There's a door that screams at you until you feed it a catgirl

9. Learning the common speech of the universe makes you horny

"A woman’s “autistic sense of justice” has been reported missing after it failed to appear when it was time to talk about racism in the autistic community, sources have said.

Beth Hapworth, 26, uses her online platform to advocate for “all autistic people”, in the way that “all” sometimes means “white”. Her autistic sense of justice never strays far from her side, but was suspiciously absent when Hapworth was accused of being racially insensitive, leading many to believe it had wandered off.