iwtv is so fun because it's not really about vampires who happen to be gay. it's about gay ppl with personality disorders who also happen to be vampires

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

tom and greg see themselves as hannibal and will. hannibal and will see themselves as lestat and louis. lestat and louis see themselves as run tum tugger and mr mistofelees

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

wait did marquis de sade do something problematic

pissing each other off as foreplay

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

“weird and unhealthy relationship that cant be categorized neatly as sexual or romantic or platonic but has a defining air of devotion and obsession to it” wins sound of the summer for the 13th year in a row

Well behaved eunuchs seldom make history

watching twin peaks for the first time and kyle maclachlan is just sooooo cute he looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man

The pool scene in Gideon the Ninth perfectly encapsulates when gay sex doesn’t happen but something even more gay sex than gay sex does

historically I am a loud vocal booktok hater but I have to say it's remarkable that the girlies are responsible for reviving reading in a majority illiterate generation and thus supported the comeback of local bookstores which also allows women to self publish their terrible fanfiction novels for steady income, making books into a women dominated field. and even though they are all just masturbating to imaginary abuser boyfriends it's so much better than actually dating them.