i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

it is awesome how often in royal assassin fitz is like oh my god the fool is so Delicate and Fragile and Vulnerable like a beautiful brand new baby bird. this is such a great way to sublimate your emergent gay thoughts very elegant you’re doing great fitz do not worry about this. it’s very normal to think about someone’s delicate ethereal bone structure this often do not worry about this. you’ve got other stuff going on you can circle back to these thoughts in two or twenty years. your growing mental catalog of the different ways he smiles at you depending on setting and mood is looking really good don’t read too much into it fitz. you have the mind of a scholar.

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me