✨𝓔𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓱✨

OH MY.

this just in: rats are more humane than humans

rats r great

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

My favouite thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who are inexplicably in absolute denial that this could possibly be about the green dude from the Super Mario series.

sending lots of love to those who have a strained relationship with their fathers, those who have never met their fathers, those who have lost their fathers, and to anyone else who is struggling today.

Pour out your heart to God. He really listens. He cares for you and He loves you.