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Bro even my TV need meds

The reach tadc has is insane. This song is largely known for the version covered by jobby and recontextualized to honor an adult misogynistic queerphobic character. You should be disgusted. This should should be your wake up call. If you still give glitch and goose the benefit of the doubt, you're either in denial or you're okay with giving this song's legacy to racist pedophiles.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

who was the demographic most offended by goose

Black people

therefore who are likely going to dislike tadc the most

Black people

so you're calling someone who has a chance of being Black illiterate and you know that the most offended group is Black while slinging "illiterate" around

because "Black people are illiterate" is totally not a racial stereotype

Stop me if you've seen this before.

Trailer music plays in the background.

Music cuts off before someone makes a quip or does something.

Repeat steps one and two.

Intense montage of action building to another music cut off and someone makes a quip or does something. Bonus points if it, or the entire trailer, is set to a song.

Title drop.

One random clip for the road.

Modern trailers and TV promos are so unoriginal. They don't do anything to stand out, let alone get me interested in whatever media they're trying to promote. As soon as someone does a creatively fresh trailer that goes viral, it too gets copied to oblivion.

Case and point: the trailer for Tubi's new adult animated series, Breaking Bear.

Try not to react challenge: succeeded

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

ANYTHING could be deep if you pretend it's deep enough! ANYTHING could be niche if you pretend it is! ANY plot hole can be justified if you pretend it was intentional!