for the low low price of risking your entire life, you too can get bossed around by a girlrockwifething who is much smarter than you and will always remind you of that

they are just aliens to each other guys and it’s so so so important that it doesn’t matter and they love anyway .

i got this username while tipsy and attempting to convert a whole room into butch ryland grace truthers with me. i just hope someone is punching the air over it too. like yeah actually, rock be damned

everyone let’s torture this blonde until he explodes

“they’re trying to cancel reeve carney for being a nepo husband” god i wish it was working

okay but does the rock girlwifething’s ass jiggle when she ambulates? because if not we have a bigger problem here