Bitchin’ In The Kitchen

gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame

can I live my life

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

you fucking suck at burger

Official Post of Massachusetts

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

love when a charlie brown adult starts making an announcement over the MTA system and you just sort of have to hope it wasn't that important