Echos Of A Past Life

a moment of your attention, WHAT THE FUCK?? I genuinely thought my brain had made this up as a joke, but now I have actual proof, and WHAT THE FUCK 2.0?? so you’re telling me that in Exites, Andrew covered Neil’s mouth with his hand just so he wouldn’t kiss him?? SECOND BOOK? and he’s already ready to devour him, pinning him against the wall with those stupid racquets??? ANDREW. WHAT THE FUCK. dear Exites, please install security cameras in your store. I need the footage.

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

“oh is this your favorite character from that show?” get that fucker away from me. I’m gonna be sick

Kevin at Seth's funeral

andrew 'doesn't-mean-i-wouldn't-blow-you' minyard really came back from the baltimore fiasco with one (1) thought in mind: almost lost the fucking idiot, this mf could actually really just die anytime anywhere, can't afford to procrastinate any longer, must give blowjob asap, top priority, no further delay tolerated, regrets not optional