if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

Ok im gonna own up I made this game lol

post so good the dev wanted credit

"Im horny so my body must want me to be pregnant" shut the fuck uppppp stop reading omegaverse. You're a human being with a sex drive not breeding stock and your uterus is not a sentient being with the views of a 1500s pastor

the noble cheesesteak was invented in seventeen seventy eight when benjamin franklin ordered his cheeseburger "vagina style"

Oh. Oh no. I can see it *perfectly* and I'm 1200 miles away from all my materials.