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twelfth doctor any flag you want. i just love to see you draw him
file name 12 aro but this is the agender flag which is what I meant . he's just got that uhh A swag or something. he's real Outside of. not even applying to
[Image description: Digital drawing of the Twelfth Doctor from Doctor Who in shades of green and gray. He's grinning and looking to the right. End description.]
Enemies-to-lovers pairing who spend a few years trying to make it work as a couple, then mutually agree to go back to trying to kill each other for real because it's hotter that way.
[image description: the twelfth doctor and missy. they are standing in the tardis making eye contact with their hands clasped together between them. end image description.]
Here's a great bit of trivia about the episode recovery:
It was previously believed that the first time a main Dr who character got shirtless on screen was Ben Jackson in The Smugglers:
Remarkably we can now push this important milestone all the way to Daleks Master Plan:
Not only has he stolen Michael's first place crown he is hopelessly outclassing him on nipple size :(
[ID:
Image 1: telesnap of Michael Craze as Ben Jackson in 60s Doctor Who serial The Smugglers. He is shirtless and in the process of putting on a new shirt. He has average sized nipples.
Image 2: image of Peter Purves as Steven Taylor in 60s Doctor Who serial The Daleks' Master Plan. He is lying down shirtless and dishevelled wearing a sling. One of his nipples is visible and it is pretty large.
Image 3: screencap of tumblr tags: "golly gee peter who let you have such big nipples?"]
Doctor Who | The Daleks' Master Plan
[Image description taken from alt: A gif from the Doctor Who episode, "The Daleks' Master Plan." The Doctor is talking with Steven while holding up the taranium that was stolen from the Daleks. The Doctor tells Steven, "You're a very privileged person. Do you realise very few people have seen this in this universe?" end description]
[Plain text: Doctor Who | The Daleks' Master Plan. End plain text.]
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short kiss
[ID: art of Missy and the Twelfth Doctor from Doctor Who. Missy leans in to kiss the Doctor then rushes off, grinning in delight. The Doctor looks confused and alarmed. /end ID]
- THE MAGICIAN-
It has the meaning of paying tribute to the cure
[Image description: Art of the Twelfth Doctor from Doctor Who. He poses by crossing his stretched-out arms and spreading his fingers dramatically. There are white sparkly stars on his fingertips, along with yellow sparkles around him. He's captioned "The Magician". End description.]
when you think about it it's really funny that the entire premise of extremis relies on the idea that the ultra-advanced alien species forgot to seed their random number generator
also what do you mean 'even the most insignificant program knows how to email'. do you know how many steps go into email. staring down my calculator asking it who taught it IMAP
anyway if you're an alien species looking to make a perfect digital twin of humanity here are some tips:
seed your random number generator. for goodness sake. it's not hard. every time it's accessed, if need be. or use one of those lava lamp wall things. literally anything so you're not reeling the same set of numbers off every time. it's not hard. i know it's more work but it's worth it
keep backups. i'm serious. i know it's a lot of data but at LEAST every internal second come on guys
similarly: keep track of who has realised it's a simulation. literally just a boolean for each sentient creature. true for true and false for false. and if one of them switches to true take note of it if you want but do NOT kill them off. killing them off results in an inaccurate simulation . simply roll back to the last backup (KEEP BACKUPS) and stop them thinking that. if you have the code to make them 'think' that in the first place then you have the code to make them unthink it. and if you don't have that then MAKE THAT.
do not give the simulation internet access?? yes i understand you need some data exchange but here is my recommendation for you. notice how the simulation is not allowed to send information off-planet. DO NOT LET THE SIMULATION SEND INFORMATION OFF-PLANET. ACCESS RIGHTS. PLEASE.
essentially, you have to realise that you are conducting an Evil Plan and people will inevitably want to stop you. therefore, some basic cyber security is required. please and thank you. go forth and please don't conquer actually i quite like living here without alien overlords
[Image description taken from alt: A screenshot of a Canva whiteboard showing a diagram, with a grey oval labelled 'EARTH' and a blue oval labelled 'NOT EARTH'. In the centre of 'NOT EARTH' is an oval labelled 'processers + cache + whatever else idk. i don't even want to think about the levels of multithreading that must be happening in here'. Connected to it with two two-way arrows labelled 'PHYSICAL! WIRES' are rectangles labelled 'BIG MASSIVE DATA CENTRE' and 'backup data centre. (IN A DIFFERENT BUILDING)'. Below the processers, and connected to it with a two-way arrow labelled 'physical wire', is an oval labelled 'input/output handler'. A rectangle labelled 'whatever you use to check up on what's going on, idc' connects with a two-way arrow labelled 'physical wire!!!' to the input/output handler. In the 'EARTH' oval is a rectangle labelled 'surveilance / data gathering devices'. It's attached with a dotted arrow labelled 'wireless, sigh' pointing away from it to the input/output handler. Across the arrow is a red squiggle labelled 'FIREWALL for malware detection and 1-way data flow'. A two-way arrow labelled 'i don't care' connects the surveillance devices with a rectangle in 'NOT EARTH' labelled 'if you really need to control the input devices then sure i guess'. End description.]
DOCTOR WHO | Dark Water
“Stop it with the eyes. Don’t do that with the eyes. How do you do that anyway? It’s like they inflate.”
[Image description: Gifs of a scene from the Doctor Who episode Dark Water. Clara and the Twelfth Doctor are in the TARDIS.
Clara: You're going to help me? Doctor: Well, why wouldn't I help you? Clara: Because of what I just did. I just- Doctor: You betrayed me. Betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I've ever stood for. You let me down! Clara: Then why are you helping me? Doctor: Why? Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
The last gif shows Clara staring at the Doctor in shock. End description.]
[Plain text: Doctor Who | Dark Water. End plain text.]
Motion Sickness, Phoebe Bridgers // Remembrance of the Daleks // @/northernstcr // Margot I Paul // Tales of the TARDIS: The Curse of Fenric // @/immortalsprivateposts // The Worm King's Lullaby, Richard Silken // Dragonfire // @/lilyflxwers // Rogue, Kate Herron and Briany Redman // Survival // First Love / Late Spring, Mitski // At Childhood's End, Sophie Aldred // The Curse of Fenric // Tales of the TARDIS: The Curse of Fenric
[Image description taken from alt: Image 1: Song lyrics. I hate you for what you did And I miss you like a little kid
Image 2: The Seventh Doctor smiling at Ace, just moments after booping her nose.
Image 3: A Tumblr post. They were right btw. You have to keep digging yourself out of your grave over and over again.
Image 4: A poetry excerpt. Suddenly it's December and you're not seventeen anymore And you haven't been seventeen for a very long time, but sometimes you need to remind yourself
Image 5: A screenshot of a transcript. ACE: I loved you, you know. Like the dad I never had. I've never said that before, but I did. I still do. SEVEN: And I love you.
Image 6: A Tumblr tag reading 'Gallifreyan poetry is circular'.
Image 7: Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. there is no other version of this story.
Image 8: The Seventh Doctor looking at Ace. They are in the TARDIS by the console, and Ace is looking upwards.
Image 9: A Tumblr post. the days move on and i'm left to wonder if most of me will always stay in the past with you
Image 10: An excerpt from a book. But when you felt you’d lived through the main event of your life, everything else – that extra bit of life you found yourself wandering through – was a bit like an epilogue.
Image 11: A transcript. DOCTOR: Who knows? Where to now, Ace? ACE: Home. DOCTOR: Home? ACE: The Tardis. DOCTOR: Yes, the Tardis.
Image 12: Song lyrics. And I was so young when I behaved twenty-five Yet now, I find I've grown into a tall child And I don't wanna go home yet
Image 13: An excerpt of a book. “Then… They’re dead?” “You couldn’t have known,” the Doctor told her quietly. “And they would have killed us. You had to do it.” “I always have to, don’t I?” Ace said. “It’s why you keep me around.”
Image 14: A screenshot of Ace from The Curse of Fenric, from just after they escape the exploding lab. Ace, on her hands and knees, looks up at the off-screen Doctor, who has a hand on her shoulder, with a tear in her eye and a devastated, angry expression.
Image 15: A screenshot of a transcript. ACE: I'm sorry I left you like that. DOCTOR: No, but you had to go. End description.]
[Plain text:
Motion Sickness, Phoebe Bridgers // Remembrance of the Daleks // @/northernstcr // Margot I Paul // Tales of the TARDIS: The Curse of Fenric // @/immortalsprivateposts // The Worm King's Lullaby, Richard Silken // Dragonfire // @/lilyflxwers // Rogue, Kate Herron and Briany Redman // Survival // First Love / Late Spring, Mitski // At Childhood's End, Sophie Aldred // The Curse of Fenric // Tales of the TARDIS: The Curse of Fenric
End plain text.]
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- lee! next christmas, take a vacation. just don’t be here. - right! thanks. thanks, doctor! see you around, grace. happy new year!
DOCTOR WHO (1996) dir. Geoffrey Sax
[Image description: Eight gifs from the Doctor Who TV movie
1: Grace and the Doctor kissing as fireworks explode behind them
2: the Doctor flicks the date on the TARDIS console to December 31
3: the Doctor cradles Grace in the TARDIS
4: A news anchor says, "Have a happy New Year", and another one says, "Happy New Year".
5: Grace, the Doctor, and Chang Lee walk out of the TARDIS
6: A clock flips from 11:59 to 12:00
7: Fireworks explode in the sky
8: People at a New Year's Eve party hold up their glasses and cheer. End description.]
[Plain text:
- lee! next christmas, take a vacation. just don’t be here. - right! thanks. thanks, doctor! see you around, grace. happy new year!
Doctor Who (1996) dir. Geoffrey Sax. End plain text.]
How about we all stop talking for a little while
[id: comic of the 10th Doctor, Martha Jones, and Jack Harkness from Doctor who in the style of the “how about we all stop talking for a little while”
Martha asks “Why did you call the British Prime Minister Master?”
The Doctor says “That is his name”
Jack says “What-Really? Master?”
The Doctor says “Yes.”
/end id]
BEHOLD, A POST!
Gasp! A response!!
OHO! A CONVERSATION!
A side addition?
These tags have been peer reviewed
another, not particularly relevant addition!
one last addition that may get missed in the subsequent reblogs!
@stopmyhearts look, someone being tagged!
and that person responding!
[ID: Screenshot of Tumblr tags reading “#and here we see tags #< and some responding to prev tags.” /End ID]
And here we see that an ID has been added to an image attached in the post.
how dare you identify with an image?
You seem confused!?
I need y'all to know this started as me demoing how to make a post on tumblr for my friend who is trying to get into tumblr.
this worked better than I could have possibly imagined
Late edition to the post after the point has been made
Investing at 100 notes
Oh Rassilon if this is the post that breaches containment that's gonna be so fucking funny
Of topic statement
gimmick blog response about how every word has a normal amount of ps here.
A reaction image
(this thread is Brax approved. That is a thousand yard stare of approval)
[ID: 1. Flaming text reading, "Meta commentary". 2. Similar flaming text reading, "a GIF". 3. An image of the character Irving Braxiatel from Doctor Who, staring at the camera. /end ID]
Um. Missy with the gender-fluid flag. If you would be so kind
hi i put these two together because i've been having emotions about the moon and the president's wife bit from boom
[Image description: Image 1: An ask from locolocomotion4 that reads "The doctor + the nb colors would be fun, in any incarnation of them."
Image 2: Drawing of Missy and the Fifteenth Doctor from Doctor Who. Missy is in the genderfluid colors, and the Doctor is in the non-binary colors. The Doctor is dipping Missy, and she reaches up to place a hand on his cheek. They are both smiling at each other. The background is diagonally divided, with black on the left and white on the right. End description.]
[Image description: an AO3 tag reading “Not Mike Yates Friendly”. End description.]
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makes me insane that this was cut from the final episode. what the fuck did you mean by this, steven
"who loved you" is in the final cut but the scene is generally played for typical moffatesque comedy ("alien character is being hit on by a human woman and isn't really into it haha funny"). this bit of the doctor falls script will haunt me until my dying days. all this is canon to me btw i believe this happened to nardole and its core to my idea of who that guy is
[Image description: Excerpt from a script.
Hazran: So. Where are you from? Nardole's eyes flick to the too-close jugs. What does that mean? Nardole: I don't know. I was sort of found. Hazran: On a doorstep? Nardole: on a slave ship, so I'm told. Hazran: Who loved you? Nardole: (Almost laughs) Sorry, what - loved me? Hazran: well somebody brought you up. (A beat). Quite well, I should say.
Nardole: Thank you. But he doesn't elaborate - typing away. Hazran: I see. You don't want to talk about Nardole: I can't talk about it. Memory wipe. First twenty years, phht! Hazran: Who would do that to a person? Nardole: Me. It was me. I did it to myself. Hazran: ...why？ Nardoler: No idea, I wiped that too. My first memory of being alive, is waking up crying. End description.]
ninejackrose this ninejackrose that... the most insane throuple of doctor who was in fact these bitches
[Image description: Promo photo of Missy, the Twelfth Doctor, and Clara from Doctor Who. End description.]
