“Stand aside before I shoot myself” well doctor most people start with like a hello or something

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

armand confessing to stalking daniel for 52 years, panicking when daniel doesn't find it romantic, and basically yelling LESTAT FUCKS HIS MOM!!! to divert to attention off his feelings. incredible.

"nuwho is too sexual" every character in classic who is 000.1 seconds away from fucking sloppy style have you fucking seen Delgado Master and the way he looks at the Third Doctor with some sort of psychotic need to bend him over and take it raw

man imagine going 73 years thinking that blond bitch is going to come out any minute and expose your marriage built on lies only for your one-that-got-awaytionship from 50 years ago to return in leveled up gilf form and do it instead

if wilderness years 2 is starting can we now get that book that canonizes the doctor and the master as divorced