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15 year old me is quaking rn

That’s my girlfriend

i’m legally changing my name to this

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

Cats

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

Guys, this is my friend and she’s incredible please watch

Pure, quality film.

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

This is the saddest post on tumblr

Ron Swanson is a simple man.

and THIS, children, is how you write a stereotypical masculine and rugged character without resorting to bigotry :)

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

girls’ night!

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